Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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