Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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