sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
