I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Randomize
