i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
We left an ass print on the piano.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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