So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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