just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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