Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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