Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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