can we get nightvision for the apartment?
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
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