i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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