Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Let's paint friendship bongs
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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