He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
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