My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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