If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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