He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize