Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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