The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Randomize
