hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
Randomize
