ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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