so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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