just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
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