so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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