I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
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