You're completely useless in the revolution.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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