too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
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