4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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