"it" just moved
id be glad to
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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