i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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