so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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