How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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