a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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