It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
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