JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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