So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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