with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
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