What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize