we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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