When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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