Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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