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I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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