it wasn't lemon gatorade
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
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