I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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