Plan B is the new Plan A
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
