I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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