We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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