i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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