I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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