so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
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