I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
Randomize
