Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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