he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
that may or may not have been my penis.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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