What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
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